Friday, February 24, 2012

Friday Five: My Celebrity Cheat List

In most relationships, cheating is a big no-no, but there's a fantasy-based exception to this rule: The Celebrity Cheat List. If one of you happens to run into a celebrity who wants to have a torrid one-night stand, the other party gives permission. So, in the event that I have a fortuitous collision in an elevator, here are five celebrities I'd love to... bump into.

1. Corey Taylor:

Age: 38
Height: 5'7"
Eye color: Blue
Hair: Bald (Blond when not shaved).

Qualifications: I've talked about him before, so clearly he's my top pick. I had the good fortune of seeing him a few months ago do a small-venue, acoustic/spoken word show, and that totally upped the ante. He's not only hot, but he's smart and funny as hell. Gotta love a rock n' roll bad boy  with a brain and a soft side.

2. Jeffery Dean Morgan:

Age: 46
Height: 6'2"
Eye color: Brown
Hair: Brown

Qualifications: I love the blend of "man's man," laid-back personality, and a bit of mischief. In every film I've seen him in, he's got this dimple-laden smirk that you know will get him out of trouble and you out of your pants in a flash.  

3. Brad Pitt:

Age: 49
Height: 5'11"
Eye color: Blue
Hair: Brown

Qualifications: Yeah, I know, Brad Pitt, kinda cliche, but here's the thing about him, aside from the obvious: He's got longevity. He's classically handsome, and will follow in the smoldering footsteps of Paul Newman, Robert Redford, and Harrison Ford. Brad Pitt will still be gorgeous at 60. In fact, I think he's better looking at 49 than he was at 29.

4. David Beckham:

Age: 37
Height: 6'
Eye color: Hazel
Hair: Light Brown

Qualifications: I was always aware of David Beckham, but I never really gave him much thought until this year's SuperBowl. The H&M underwear ad. Good GOD. The body. The ink. The men fell silent. The ladies gasped in unison. His contract with H&M should stipulate that their underwear is the only thing he's allowed to wear in public.

5. Joe Manganiello:

Age: 36
Height: 6'5" (DAMN!)
Eye color: Brown
Hair: Dark Brown

Qualifications: If I have to explain this one to you, go have your eyes checked.

Who makes rank on your list? Happy daydreaming!


  1. Oh, this is a wonderful list. And you obviously know about my thoughts for Beckham ;) Yumm-o.

    You're totally going to get weirded out when I say this, but I'm so not feeling Joe Manganiello. I dunno! Too many muscles? Too much perfection? I wouldn't know what to do with it. I'd be too scared to touch. LOL!

  2. Uhm, if you'd like to give me a call, I could explain to you what to do with it. LMAO!!! I'd climb that man like a spider monkey climbs a tree. AHAHAHAHA!!!

  3. I can't argue with any. Gorgeous men, all!