Friday Five: My Celebrity Cheat List

In most relationships, cheating is a big no-no, but there's a fantasy-based exception to this rule: The Celebrity Cheat List. If one of you happens to run into a celebrity who wants to have a torrid one-night stand, the other party gives permission. So, in the event that I have a fortuitous collision in an elevator, here are five celebrities I'd love to... bump into.

1. Corey Taylor:

Statistics:

Age: 38

Height: 5'7"

Eye color: Blue

Hair: Bald (Blond when not shaved).

Qualifications: I've talked about him before, so clearly he's my top pick. I had the good fortune of seeing him a few months ago do a small-venue, acoustic/spoken word show, and that totally upped the ante. He's not only hot, but he's smart and funny as hell. Gotta love a rock n' roll bad boy  with a brain and a soft side.

2. Jeffery Dean Morgan:

Statistics:

Age: 46

Height: 6'2"

Eye color: Brown

Hair: Brown

Qualifications: I love the blend of "man's man," laid-back personality, and a bit of mischief. In every film I've seen him in, he's got this dimple-laden smirk that you know will get him out of trouble and you out of your pants in a flash.  

3. Brad Pitt:

Statistics:

Age: 49

Height: 5'11"

Eye color: Blue

Hair: Brown

Qualifications: Yeah, I know, Brad Pitt, kinda cliche, but here's the thing about him, aside from the obvious: He's got longevity. He's classically handsome, and will follow in the smoldering footsteps of Paul Newman, Robert Redford, and Harrison Ford. Brad Pitt will still be gorgeous at 60. In fact, I think he's better looking at 49 than he was at 29.

4. David Beckham:

Statistics:

Age: 37

Height: 6'

Eye color: Hazel

Hair: Light Brown

Qualifications: I was always aware of David Beckham, but I never really gave him much thought until this year's SuperBowl. The H&M underwear ad. Good GOD. The body. The ink. The men fell silent. The ladies gasped in unison. His contract with H&M should stipulate that their underwear is the only thing he's allowed to wear in public.

5. Joe Manganiello:

Statistics:

Age: 36

Height: 6'5" (DAMN!)

Eye color: Brown

Hair: Dark Brown

Qualifications: If I have to explain this one to you, go have your eyes checked.

Who makes rank on your list? Happy daydreaming!